"Daddy I want to shit on you."
"What?!"
"I want to shit on you."
Hubby shoots me a bewildered scared sort of look.
"He's saying sit honey, he wants to sit on your lap."
giggle, giggle...
Lunch, Please
2 days ago
The bends and turns * the rough rapids * the slow gentle flow * the undercurrent * the wild and the tame * it's all here, come and listen.
4 comments:
HA Ha Ha I bet he got a little scared!!! I would!
So funny! I maybe shouldn't share this, but what the hay...when my nephew was 3, he was outside with my brother-in-law...they were picking up sticks that had fallen from an old tree in a wind storm...my nephew ran inside and said to his mother, "mommy! daddy has a big dick!" WHAT???!!! he kept saying it over and over, and finally my sister realized he was saying "daddy has a big stick!" haha!!!!
Oh my gosh Lisa, now that made me laugh! My little brother use to have a hard time with the T sound it came out sounding like and F sound. One day at church when we were in the parking lot a fire truck went by and he started screaming Fire...replace the TR in truck with an F and you get the idea. It was so embarrassing! Everyone in the parking lot whipped around to stare at us and my teenage self wanted to melt into the ground.
Hehehe. :)
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