Just kidding...

A conversation just had with my four year old.

Me- Bubu please stop running around the table with your socks on I don't want you to fall and hit your head.

Bubu- Why?

Me- Because it would hurt and I might have to take you to the doctor and I don't want to do that tonight.

Bubu- Why?

Me- Because it would be sad and it would take forever and I'm tired, that's why...

Bubu- ...Because the doctor would shoot me?

*What!* Where does he get this stuff? My sister and I couldn't even answer him, we just started laughing, which made Bubu laugh and then he started saying, "just kidding, I'm just kidding" which made me laugh harder. The kid seriously cracks me up...